Copyright and web problems services and prices

We are pleased to present here a summary of our main services. Please remember that these services can be tailored to your individual needs.

1) Trace culprits IP address and other web identifiers - $100
2) Infiltration of culprits email system - $200
3) Clickbomb culprits Adsense account - $50 per day/attack ( 200 click session)
4) Send "Mad" Mick Murphy - verballing/frightener of culprit- compliments of the house with any order over $100
5) Broken Leg - $400 Please add $50 if you require use of a sledghammer rather than the standard baseball bat.
6) Broken Arm - $400 (Same qualifications as for broken legs)
7) Kicking culprits teeth down throat - free with any broken leg or arm order.
8) The "Platinum" package. Full details on personal application.

Please note that with the Platinum service you are required to purchase the Gold package from our sister company Alibis R Us.

For packages 5 6 7 and 8 you may select your preferred operative from the list below.